For all the doctors

All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. 
 
Example, the trade name is Tylenol and it's generic name is Acetaminophen.. Aleve is also called Naproxen.

Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.    

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.

After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.    

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.. 
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. 

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.

Dr's Asstt Rawalpindi

A doctor in Rawalpindi wanted to get off work and go shopping to Dubai, so he approached his assistant. 'Oye, I am goin' shoppin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients.' 'Yes, sir!' answers Kamran. The doctor goes shopping and returns. The following day and asks: 'So, ji, How was it ?' kamran told him that he took care of three patients. 'The first one had a Headache so I gave him TYLENOL.' 'Shabaash, and the second one?' Asks the doctor. 'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him Gelusil, sir,' says Kamran. 'Subhanallah! You're good at this and what about the third one?' asks the Doctor. 'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a mohatarma enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra-panties and lies down on the table and shouts: HELP ME - I haven't seen a man in over two years!!' 'Oye teriki, What did you do?' asks the doctor. 'I put Optrex,the eye drops in her eyes!!

                                                                     

 

 

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