Twisters

· Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.

· A man's home is his castle,in a manor of speaking.

· Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

· Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

· A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

· A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

· Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

· Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

· Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

· Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

· When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

· A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.

· What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.)

· Time flies like an arrow.Fruit flies like a banana.

· In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.

· She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.

· A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

· If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.

· With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

· When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

· You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it

· Every calendar's days are numbered.

· A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine.

· A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

· He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

· A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.

· Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

· Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis

· Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

· Acupuncture is a jab well done.