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Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Two Liners

WASHINGTON ORGANISED A COMPETITION OF TWO-LINE POEMS IN WHICH FIRST LINE MUST BE THE MOST ROMANTIC, BUT SECOND LINE SHOULD BE THE LEAST ROMANTIC.

These are the Finalists:

1. "My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, 😍
Marrying you screwed up my life." 😝

2. "I see your face when I am Dreaming. 😍
That's why I always wake up screaming." 😝

3. "Kind, intelligent, loving and Hot; 😃
This describes everything you are not." 😜

4. "I love your smile, your face and your eyes, 😃
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!" 😝

5. "My feelings for you, no words can tell, 😍
Except for maybe 'Go to Hell!! '.." 😝

6. "What inspired this amazing rhyme? 😄
Two parts tequila, one part lime!"