Rajnikant strikes back

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When Rajnikant was a Student,
Teachers used to Bunk the classes!!!
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Rajnikant started a college.
All student were confused while taking admission because name of the college was
“Rajnikant’s Medical College of Engineering for Commerce”.
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Rajnikant purchased a road roller…


Guess why?
To Iron his Clothes. mind it.
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Once a farmer replaces scare crow in the farm with Rajnikant’s statue…
And Birds returned the grains they took last year as well
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If Rajni works in BPO,
clients would work in shifts! 
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Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions"
He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"
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One day Rajani thought to play cricket in monsoon and rain stopped due to play!
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Tonight at 9 Rajani can be seen in the sky
He is participating in the Asian Games’ high jump event!
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What do you think Vodafone 3G tag line should be :-
Faster ..
Better… 
RAJNIKANT….


No it should be (strictly)

RAJNIKANT. 
RAJNIKANT..
RAJNIKANT…

Mind it 
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Rajnikanth's next project is the Titanic in Tamil.
However, Rajni has twisted the climax.
Both the lead actors survive.
Rajni swims across the Atlantic Ocean with the heroine in one hand and
... the Titanic in the other 
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“Rajnikanth doesn’t breathe…air comes to hide in his lungs”
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“Who says the! world will be destroyed in Dec 2012
Rajnikant just bought a Laptop with three years warranty”
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Rajni can walk  faster than light….
“Rajni cannot be created or destroyed, it can only be changed from one form to another”.

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Once a photo of Rajnikant was given for Xerox.
Don’t even try to guess what happened
We got two copies of the Xerox machine.
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Once upon a time
Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to get strong teeth

Today that powder is known as“AMBUJA CEMENT”
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Law of Conservation of Rajni

All scientists failed to answer this but Rajnikanth did...
Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating?
Ans: Dosa... mind it!
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