Indian Student

The Indian Student

 

It was the first day of a school in USA and
a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth
grade.

 

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some
American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"

 

 

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar,
who had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.

 

 

'Very good!'

 

 

Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for
the People, shall not perish from the Earth?'

 

 

Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln,
1863' said Chandrasekhar.

 

 

The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be
ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its
history than you do.'

 

She heard a loud whisper: 'F*ck the Indians,'

 

 

'Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his
hand up.

'General Custer, 1862.'

 

At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna
puke.'

 

The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who
said that?'

 

 

Again, Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime
Minister, 1991.'

 

 

Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck
this!'

 

 

Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand
and shouts to the teacher, 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky,
1997!'

 

 

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little
shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.'

 

 

Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his
voice, 'Michael Jackson to the child witnesses
testifying against him- 2004.'

 

 

 

The teacher fainted.

 

 

And as the class gathered around the teacher on the
floor, someone said, 'Oh shit, we're screwed!'

 

 

 

And
Chandrasekhar said quietly, "I think it was the Republican
Party, November 4, 2008."