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Sunday, May 24, 2009

ACR Appraisals

 

His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.

He is very quiet officer. He opens his mouth, only to change whichever foot was previously in there.

He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire
satisfaction.

He is technically sound, but socially impossible.

This Officer reminds me very much of a gyroscope- always spinning around at a frantic pace, but not really going anywhere.

This young officer has delusions of adequacy.

When he joined my ship, this Officer was something of a granny; since then he has aged considerably.

This Officer has used my ship to carry his genitals from port to port, and my officers to carry him from bar to bar.

Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has now started to dig.

He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve
them.

He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.

This Officer should go far - and the sooner he starts, the better.

This Officer is depriving a town somewhere of an idiot.

The only ship I would recommend this man for is citizenship.

He works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.

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