You know you are a Fauji Kid if...

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A PURE BREED FAUJI KID IF:
 
1. You were born in a Military Hospital
 2. Half your toddler years were spent being looked after by  Bhaiyas ( no  explanation here)
 3. You went to school either on Bhaiya's cycle or in a  Shaktiman
 4 .You know what a shaktiman is. ( No! it isnt the TV serialabout half man  and half machine starring AB lookalike)
 5. Jeeps & Jongas dont excite you - they were your  regular mode of transport!
 6 .The only alternative to the Central School was the Army  School.
 7. You always called Kendriya Vidyalaya Central School. Gosh even today that  sounds better!
 8. Your entire family could survive in one room temporary  quarters with 25  trunks, wooden crates, the dog, the bedroll and two bhaiyas  flitting around.
 9. The smell of Brasso & shoe polish was regular  staple.
10 .Mess was not what you created in your room, it was where  you went every  Friday for the free "english" movie.
11 .The "English Movie" was very often a western  and you couldnt follow a  word! Sometimes you just went for the samosas and the local
 drink that they  insisted was Cola.
 12. At the end of the month your dad had to pay for many  pink slips showing  how many samosas and local drinks that they insisted was
 Cola you had  consumed. They never missed any!!!
13. You attended many May Queen Balls before you knew what  Miss India was.
14 .Your mother regularly got dressed, perfumed and dissappeared for the  Ladies Club.
 15 .You knew towns like Mhow, Wellington, Deolali and Bhuj
 16 You   werent a millionaire but hey you had Swimming, Horse  Riding, Squash, Tennis and Golf!!
 14. You thought the main reason to have a Golf Course was to  have a Holi Bash.
15. You can still take one quick look at the epaulets and  figure out the  rank.
 16. You discussed wednesday's Chitrahaar in the  Shaktiman.
17 .You can still recall the special & particular smell  of the CSD canteen! A  special prize for the correct concoction - mine is - it was  a mix of Hamam  Soap, Ponds Dreamflower Talc & Surf i think. In some  corners it had  overtures of Brooke Bond red Label as well.
18. Your vacations were a package deal consisting of  D-forms, Sharma Uncle Ka  jonga and Army Mess ka kamra.