Thoughts by Ducky

'LIFE'  THOUGHTS  BY  'DUCKY'


 I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it.
 So I said 'Implants?'  She hit me.

 Marriage changes passion.
 Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

 How come we choose from just  two people to run for  president and
 over fifty for Miss   America ?

 I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear
 loose fitting  clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't
 have signed up in the first place!

 Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able  to tell the  difference.

 Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we  could simply
 press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!


 Wouldn't you know it....
 Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live  forever.