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Monday, May 23, 2011

Murphy's Laws

 

Whenever I find the key to success,

Someone changes the lock.

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Your Boss is always on time to notice you coming late &

he is always late to notice you coming on time

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To Err is human, to forgive

Is not a COMPANY policy.

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The road to success???

Is always under construction.

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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems,

But if you think again, neither does Milk.

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All the desirable things in life

Are either illegal, expensive or

Fattening or married to someone else.

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Since Light travels faster than Sound,

People appear brighter

Before you hear them speak.

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Everyone has a scheme of getting rich,

Which never works.

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If at first you don't succeed?

Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

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You can never determine which side

Of the bread to butter. If it falls down,

It will always land on the buttered side.

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Anything dropped on the floor will roll over

To the most inaccessible corner.

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As soon as you mention something,

If it is good, it is taken...

If it is bad, it happens!

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He who has the gold, makes the rules

---- Murphy's golden rule.

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If you come early, the bus is late.

If you come late, the bus is still late...

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Once you have bought something,

You will find the same item being sold

Somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

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When in a queue, the other line always

Moves faster and the person in front of you

Will always have the most complex of transactions.

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If you have paper, you don't have a pen.

If you have a pen, you don't have paper.

If you have both, no one calls.

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You will pick up maximum

Wrong numbers when on roaming.

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The door bell or your mobile will always ring

When you are in the bathroom.

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After a long wait for bus no. 20,

Two 20 number buses will always pull in

Together and the bus which you get in

Will be more crowded than the other.

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If your exam is tomorrow,

There will be a power cut tonight.

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Irrespective of the direction of the wind,

The smoke from the cigarette will always

Tend to go to the non-smoker!

 

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