Murphy's Laws

 

Whenever I find the key to success, Someone changes the lock. *** Your Boss is always on time to notice you coming late & he is always late to notice you coming on time *** To Err is human, to forgive Is not a COMPANY policy. *** The road to success??? Is always under construction. *** Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, But if you think again, neither does Milk. *** All the desirable things in life Are either illegal, expensive or Fattening or married to someone else. *** Since Light travels faster than Sound, People appear brighter Before you hear them speak. *** Everyone has a scheme of getting rich, Which never works. *** If at first you don't succeed? Destroy all evidence that you ever tried. *** You can never determine which side Of the bread to butter. If it falls down, It will always land on the buttered side. *** Anything dropped on the floor will roll over To the most inaccessible corner. *** As soon as you mention something, If it is good, it is taken... If it is bad, it happens! *** He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule. *** If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late, the bus is still late... *** Once you have bought something, You will find the same item being sold Somewhere else at a cheaper rate. *** When in a queue, the other line always Moves faster and the person in front of you Will always have the most complex of transactions. *** If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls. *** You will pick up maximum Wrong numbers when on roaming. *** The door bell or your mobile will always ring When you are in the bathroom. *** After a long wait for bus no. 20, Two 20 number buses will always pull in Together and the bus which you get in Will be more crowded than the other. *** If your exam is tomorrow, There will be a power cut tonight. *** Irrespective of the direction of the wind, The smoke from the cigarette will always Tend to go to the non-smoker!