1st grade proverbs....

A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic! 1. Don't change horses until they stop running. 2. Strike while the bug is close. 3. It's always darkest before Daylight Saving Time. 4. Never underestimate the power of termites. 5. You can lead a horse to water but How? 6. Don't bite the hand that looks dirty. 7. No news is impossible 8. A miss is as good as a Mr. 9. You can't teach an old dog new Math 10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll stink in the morning. 11. Love all, trust Me. 12. The pen is mightier than the pigs. 13. An idle mind is the best way to relax. 14. Where there's smoke there's pollution. 15. Happy the bride who gets all the presents. 16. A penny saved is not much. 17. Two's company, three's the Musketeers. 18. Don't put off till tomorrow what you put on to go to bed. 19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and You have to blow your nose. 20. There are none so blind as Stevie Wonder. 21. Children should be seen and not spanked or grounded. 22. If at first you don't succeed get new batteries. 23. You get out of something only what you See in the picture on the box 24. When the blind lead the blind get out of the way. 25. A bird in the hand is going to poop on you. And the WINNER and last one! 26. Better late than Pregnant

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Girls Watch Out......

 

This week is Breast Awareness Week. Spread the slogan: We stare because we care!

 

We had a girl to stay; her name was Virginia. We called her Virgin for short, but not for long

 

What is Fashion Designing?

Too many brains working on too little clothes with too many ideas on how to cover two little areas

What is the similarity between doing sex & doing surgery?

Skill is more important than the instrument.. .

What is Female Viagra ?

Jewellery

 

A football team loses their star player, Roger Dicks, due to an injury.

Next day a headline reads: Team to play without Dicks.

The manager calls up the newspaper and objects, so the editor changes the headline. It reads: Team to play with Dicks out

 

Sex n shopping have one thing in common: In both the cases, men start sweating in 15 minutes n women want to go on and on and on and on!

 

How do you define a virgin?

On the Verge but not in!

 

What is the definition of a Lesbian?

Yet another Damm Woman trying to do a Man's job!!  

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A Sardarji , a German and a Pakistani got arrested consuming alcohol which is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia , so for the terrible crime they are all sentenced 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik announced: 'It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping.' The German was first in line; he thought for a while and then said: 'Please tie a pillow to my back.' This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes & the German had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain. The Pakistani was next up. After watching the German in horror he said smugly: 'Please fix two pillows to my back.' But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes & the Pakistani was also led away whimpering loudly. The Sardarji was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said: 'You are from a most beautiful part of the world and your culture is one of the finest in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!' 'Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness,' Sardarji replied. 'In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes.' 'Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave.' The Sheik said with an admiring look on his face. 'If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it.' And what is your second wish?' the Sheik asked. Sardarji  smiled and said, 'Tie the Pakistani  to my back' !!! 'SINGH IS KING'