Santa applies for a Medical School [Very funny]
Have you heard of Mr. Santa applying to a medical school to become a doctor?
Needless to say he never made it. You know why?
These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam.
Antibody - against everyone Artery - The study of the paintings Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria Caesarean section - a district in Rome Cardiology - advance study of poker playing Cat scan - searching for lost kitty Chronic - neck of a crow Coma - punctuation mark Cortisone - area around local court Cyst - short for sister Diagnosis - person with slanted nose Dilate - the late British Princess Diana Dislocation - in this place Duodenum - couple in blue jeans Enema - not a friend Fake labour - pretending to work Genes - blue denim Hernia - she is close by Impotent - distinguished/ well known Labour pain - hurt at work Lactose - people without toes Lymph - walk unsteadily Microbes - small dressing gown Obesity - city of Obe Pacemaker - winner of Nobel peace prize Proteins - in favour of teens Pulse - grain Pus - small cat Red blood count - Dracula Secretion - hiding anything Tablet - small table Ultrasound - radical noise Urine - opposite of you're out Varicose - very close
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