Truly P Js

 

 

 

Champu and Pampu are 2 elephant friends. Champu is in love with Champi, the elephant beauty queen. Champu proposes Champi and she rejects him for some other rich elephant across the river. Champu is very sad, so
Pampu consoles Champu and asks him to play see-saw at the garden. Suddenly
the see-saw breaks.. and they burst into a song......................guess which one....

See-Saw ho ya dil ho.... aakhirrrrrr... toot jaata hai....toot jaata hai...toot jaata hai....!!!!!
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What will u call a person who is leaving India ??
Answer : Hindustan Lever (Leaver).


2) Who is Joe . . . .
Of course "Kambakth ishq hai Joe"


3) Question: What will u call a person who leaves India ,but doesn't travel
much??
Answer: Hindustan Lever Ltd (Limited).


4) Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha.?
Answer : adidas
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The Maratha Regiment was fighting hard on the border against the enemies...... They had to cross the border to capture the enemy base....but no one was able to cross the border and go across. fearing death .Just then Hawaldar Pawan Kumar Jhonke ...got up and crossed the border.....and nothing
happened to him ..why??

Kyon ki...........
Panchi Nadiya PAWAN K JHONKE...
Koi Sarhad na Inhe roke...(from Refugee)

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One day James Bond goes to buy a pan. The pan walla asks him 4 Rs. for the pan but James Bond gives him only 1.5 rs. When paan waala asks him for the rest of the money ...Bond replies ....????? 
Dhai(2.5) another day

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Ek Gadha ped par chadha to oopar baithe haathi ne poochha:
Haathi: Tu kyun chadha ?
Gadha: Apple khaane
Haathi: Lekin yeh to Mango tree hai !!
Gadha: Maloom hai, main apple saath laaya hoon !!!