Don't trust kind lawyers

One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two
men along the roadside eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

He asked one man 'Why are you eating grass?'

'We don't have any money for food,' the poor man replied. 'We have to eat
grass.'

'Well,  then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you', the
lawyer said.

'But sir, I have a wife and two children  with me. They are over there,
under that tree'.

'Bring them along,' the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, 'You come with us also.'

The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, 'But sir, I also have a  wife
and SIX children with me!'

'Bring them all, as well,' the  lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy  task, even  for a car as large
as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the
lawyer and said, 'Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us
with you.'

The lawyer replied, 'Glad to do it. You'll really  love my place; the grass
is almost 1 metre high!'


Lesson : Don't trust kind lawyers!!