Sex Guru

Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when the music stops.

Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a raise.

Friends are like condoms; they protect you when things get hard

 

Without nipples, breasts would be pointless.

Make love not war because Condoms are cheaper than Guns!

Without a doubt, women are the foundation stone of the society; but always remember who laid them!

Money is just like arse.... everybody has it, but.... nobody wants to give it !

Education is like hiring a prostitute, it needs both money & hard work .

Viagra now available in powder to put in tea, does nothing for erections but stops your biscuit from going soft.

When the toilet paper of experience is depleted, the ass of reason goes unwiped.

Men play the game. Women know the score.

A girl who opens her hands receives gifts. Who opens her heart receives love. Who opens her legs receives HAPPINESS.

Wives are funny creatures... They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does!

Guys are like roses, just watch out for the pricks.

College is like a woman; you work so hard to get in and nine months later you wish you'd never come.

Vitamins are good for what ails you. Viagra is good for what fails you.

Whenever you feel low, depressed or useless, remember that you are the same sperm that won a battle against a million others.

The most enjoyable form of sex education is the Braille method.

Here is the definition of divorce..... . ..She gets the ring and the man gets the finger!

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."

Confucius say......man who puts hand in bush is not always a gardener!

A botany student has brought to our attention the fact that Penis is the only thing that has to be grown before it is planted!

The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead.