You know you are a Fauji Kid if...

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A PURE BREED FAUJI KID IF:
 
1. You were born in a Military Hospital
 2. Half your toddler years were spent being looked after by  Bhaiyas ( no  explanation here)
 3. You went to school either on Bhaiya's cycle or in a  Shaktiman
 4 .You know what a shaktiman is. ( No! it isnt the TV serialabout half man  and half machine starring AB lookalike)
 5. Jeeps & Jongas dont excite you - they were your  regular mode of transport!
 6 .The only alternative to the Central School was the Army  School.
 7. You always called Kendriya Vidyalaya Central School. Gosh even today that  sounds better!
 8. Your entire family could survive in one room temporary  quarters with 25  trunks, wooden crates, the dog, the bedroll and two bhaiyas  flitting around.
 9. The smell of Brasso & shoe polish was regular  staple.
10 .Mess was not what you created in your room, it was where  you went every  Friday for the free "english" movie.
11 .The "English Movie" was very often a western  and you couldnt follow a  word! Sometimes you just went for the samosas and the local
 drink that they  insisted was Cola.
 12. At the end of the month your dad had to pay for many  pink slips showing  how many samosas and local drinks that they insisted was
 Cola you had  consumed. They never missed any!!!
13. You attended many May Queen Balls before you knew what  Miss India was.
14 .Your mother regularly got dressed, perfumed and dissappeared for the  Ladies Club.
 15 .You knew towns like Mhow, Wellington, Deolali and Bhuj
 16 You   werent a millionaire but hey you had Swimming, Horse  Riding, Squash, Tennis and Golf!!
 14. You thought the main reason to have a Golf Course was to  have a Holi Bash.
15. You can still take one quick look at the epaulets and  figure out the  rank.
 16. You discussed wednesday's Chitrahaar in the  Shaktiman.
17 .You can still recall the special & particular smell  of the CSD canteen! A  special prize for the correct concoction - mine is - it was  a mix of Hamam  Soap, Ponds Dreamflower Talc & Surf i think. In some  corners it had  overtures of Brooke Bond red Label as well.
18. Your vacations were a package deal consisting of  D-forms, Sharma Uncle Ka  jonga and Army Mess ka kamra.

 

3 Answers Men Are Afraid Of

3 Answers Men Are Afraid Of

 

1. (Whatever)

 

Men: What to have for dinner?
Women: Whatever...

 

Men: Why don't we have steamboat?
Women: Don't want, once i ate steamboat and later got pimples on my face.

 

Men: Alright, why don't we have Si Chuan cuisine.
Women: Yesterday we ate Si Chuan, why eat it today again?

 

Men: Hm..... I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood is no good, i ate it once, then later I got diarrhea.

 

Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: Whatever..

 

2. (Anything)

 

Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything

 

Men: How about watching movie? It's been a Long time since we
watched movie.
Women: Watching movie is no good, it's waste time.

 

Men: How about bowling, or do some exercises?
Women: Exercise in such hot day?

 

Men: Then let's find a cafe and have coffee.
Women: Drinking coffee will affect my sleep

 

Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: Anything

 

3. (You decide)

 

Men: Then we just go home
Women: You decide

 

Men: Let take bus, I will accompany you
Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. I don't want.

 

Men: Ok we will take a Taxi
Women: Not worth it... for such a short distance

 

Men: Alright, then we walk.
Women: What! Walk with an empty stomach?

 

Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: You decide

 

Men: Let's have dinner first
Women: Whatever...

 

Men: What to eat?
Women: Anything

 

Business is business!!!!

One day many years ago at a school in South London a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, "I'll give $20 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived."

An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick." The teacher said, "Sorry Alan, that's not correct."

Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew." The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either.

Finally, a Gujarati boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ." The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Jayant, come up here and I'll give you the $20."

As the teacher was giving Jayant his money, she said, "You know Jayant, since you are Gujarati, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ."

Jayant replied, "Yes, in my heart I knew it was Lord Krishna, but business is business!"