How to start a fight with Wife....and repent

 

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me
that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to
take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - always something
more important to me.
 
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day,
I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing
scissors.
 
I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I came out again and
I handed her a toothbrush. I said, 'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well
sweep the driveway.'

And then the fight started...
 

Doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.