Next Life by woody allen

*Next Life** **by Woody Allen*
 
  In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You
 start
 
  out dead and get
  that out of the way.
 
  Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling
 better
  every day.
  You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect
 your
  pension, and then
 
  when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party
 on
  your first day.
 
  You work for 40 years until you're
  young enough to
  enjoy your retirement.
  You party, drink alcohol, and are generally
 promiscuous,
  then you are ready
  for high school. You then go to primary school, you
  become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities;
 you
 
  become a baby
  until you are born.
 
  And then you spend your last 9 months floating in
 luxurious
  spa like
  conditions with central heating and room service on
 tap,
  larger quarters
 
  every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!
 
  I rest my case!!!