Me and My Boss

Me and My Boss

 

• When I Take a long time to finish,
  I am slow,
  When my boss takes a long time,
  he is thorough

 

• When I don't do it,
  I am lazy,
  When my boss does not do it,
  he is busy,

 

• When I do something without being told,
  I am trying to
  be smart,
  When my boss does the same,
  he takes the initiative,

 

• When I please my boss,
  I am apple polishing,
  When my boss pleases his boss,
  he is cooperating,

 

• When I make a mistake,
  I' am an idiot.
  When my boss makes a mistake,
  he's only human.

 

• When I am out of the office,
  I am wondering around.
  When my boss is out of the office,
  he's on business.

 

• When I am on a day off sick,
  I am always sick.
  When my boss is a day off sick,
  he must be very ill.

 

• When I apply for leave,
  I must be going for an
  interview
  When my boss applies for leave,
  it's because he's
  overworked

 

When I do good,
my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong,
he never forgets