Santa is great !!!!!

Santa :  I am a proud Sardar, my son is in Medical College .
Banta :  Really, what is he studying,
Santa :  No he is not studying, they are studying him.
       

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What is common between : Krishna , Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus?
Sardar ji Replied :  All are born on Government Holidays.
     

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Santa falls in love with a nurse... after much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her:  "I love you sister."

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Pappu, while filling up a form:  "Dad, what should I write for mother tongue"?
Santa:  "Very long!"
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Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next...  Ismein aur colour dikhayiye".
 
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Santa went to battery shop and asked to change the battery.
The shopkeeper asked:  "Exide laga du?"
Santa:  "Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?"

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Frog:   Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai?
Santa:  Hai.
Frog:   Nahin hai.
Santa:  Hai.
Frog:   Nahin hai .
& jumps into the well.
Santa:  Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi?
 
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Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge:  What'll you take - 30 days or Rs 3000?
Santa: I think I'll take the money.


     
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Q:  How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in school?
A:  He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
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Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta:  "Santa you'll die".
Santa:  "No, you'll die because haven't you heard train is coming on platform?
 
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Q:  A Man asked Santa:  "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola:  "Pehle date of birth to batao."

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Q:  Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A:   Because it was an entrance exam.
 
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What's Ford?
Santa:  Gaadi.
What's Oxford ?
Santa:  So simple, Bail Gaadi
   

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Santa:  My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta:  He probably got a lot of applause when he got out.
Santa:  I didn't say he got out.
 
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Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever - "What comes first - the chicken or the egg?"
"O yaar,  jiska order pehle hoga,  vo ayega"!
 
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Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Banta:  "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"