Even Newton Forgot These Laws?

*Law of queue:*
If you change queues, the one you have left will start
to move faster than the one you are in now.

*Law of the Telephone:*
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.


*Law of Mechanical Repair:*
After your hands become coated with
grease, your nose will begin to itch.

*Law of the Workshop:*
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the
least accessible corner.

*Law of the Alibi: *
If you tell the boss you were late for work
because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.

*Bath THEOREM:*
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

*LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:*
The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

*LAW of the RESULT:*
When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will!

*LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: *
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach..

*THEATRE RULE:*
People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

*LAW OF COFFEE:*
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your
boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is