Different Ways of Marketing Explained ..

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: 'I am very rich.
'Marry me!' - That's Direct Marketing... '

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says: 'He's very rich.
'Marry him.' -That's Advertising. ..'

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and get her telephone number. The next day, you
call and say: 'Hi, I'm very rich.
'Marry me - That's Telemarketing. ..'

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up
and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour
her a drink, you open the door (of the car)'Marry Me?' - That's Public
Relations... '

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks
up to you and says:'You are very rich!
'Can you marry ! me?' - That's Brand Recognition. ..'

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' She gives you
a nice hard slap on your face. - 'That's Customer Feedback...'

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' And she
introduces you to her husband. - 'That's demand and supply gap...'

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say anything, another person come
and tell her: 'I'm rich. Will you marry me?' and she
goes with him - 'That's competition eating into your market share...'

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say: 'I'm rich, Marry me!' your
wife arrives. - 'That's restriction for entering new markets...'