Loving husband...........

After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying
in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to
touch her in
ways he hadn't in quite some time.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and
then
began moving down past the small of her back. He then slid
his hand
across her shoulders and neck, slowly worked it down over
one breast,
then the other, stopping just over her lower stomach.

He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm,
caressed past the side of her breast again, working down
her side,
passed gently over and then in between her buttock and down
her leg to
her calf.

Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at
the
uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same
manner on her
right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became
silent.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she
asked in
a loving voice, 'That was wonderful.

Why did you stop?'


'I found the remote,' he said.