Science Exam

Children's Science Exam

  
Q: Name the four seasons.
 A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

 Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made
 safe to drink.
 A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes
 large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

 Q: How is dew formed?
 A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them
 perspire.

 Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (Brilliant, love
 this!)
 A: Keep it in the cow.

 Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
 A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon.
 All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the
 moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

 Q: What are steroids?
 A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

 Q: What happens to your body as you age?
 A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get
 intercontinental

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
 A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his
 adultery. (The
 kid gets an A+ for this answer!)

 Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
 A: Premature death.

 Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? ( e.g.,
 abdomen)
 A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium,
 the borax and the
 abdominal cavity. Th e brainium contains the brain; the
 boraxcontains the
 heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five
 bowels A, E, I,O, and U.

 Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does 'varicose' mean? (I do love this
 one...)
 A: Nearby.

 Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarian
 Section.'
 A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome.

 Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?'
 A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight